Age is a state of mind

I was talking to my mother in law and I cannot remember the topic of conversation but these are some of her statements.

Mother in Law: I am not going to wear long skirts. People might think I am an old granny!

Mother in Law: I don't think I am going back to that place Marla. It is full of old folks.

PS Just to remind everyone that my mother in law is 83 years old.